#1
L: Dad why don't you have boobies?
D: Boys don't have them, just girls.
L: I will get them?
D: (gulp) Some day, you will
#2
L: Why are boys so hairy?
D: Not all boys are as hairy as me.
L: Ohhhhh
#3
L: Can teenagers have babies?
K: Uh, did you see that car drive by?
L: Mom...can teenagers have babies?
K: Women can, just women. (praying please do not ask how old you are when you become a woman)
Valium & Vodka please.....
2 comments:
oh my word, I didn't realize the questions start so early!!
Man, I wonder if I ever asked questions like that when I was 5. Probably. And I turned out normal, right? :)
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